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Walkies Club

"Skincare with a reading list."

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Catalog: marketing name → manufacturer SKU

Your nameTaglineManufacturer SKUKey ingredients
The Woodstock CreamFor your dog-people with places to be.Moisturising Day CreamHyaluronic acid, Bisabolol, Jojoba oil
Walkies Water GelFor your dog-people with places to be.Double Boost Hydration GelHyaluronic acid, Aloe
Belly Rub Years SerumSmall bottle. Big personality.Peptide Anti-Aging SerumHexapeptide-11, Hyaluronic acid, Phyto-collagen
Golden Walkies DropsSmall bottle. Big personality.Vitamin C Brightening SerumAscorbyl glucoside, Ferulic acid

Ultimate Hydration Duo

Double Boost Hydration Gel + Moisturising Day Cream

Cost example $21.76

Timeless Radiance Gift Box

Cleansing Foam + Peptide Anti-Aging Serum + Moisturising Day Cream

Cost example $34.24

Dark Spot Routine Duo

Vitamin C Brightening Serum + Moisturising Day Cream

Cost example $21.76

Cost examples taken from supplied reference, dropship basis, shipping fees excluded. Not live inventory or pricing.

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New · Boomer adults who love your dog

Skincare with a reading list.

Walkies Club is skincare for Boomer people who love your dog. Four cult-worthy formulas, zero lectures.

The Woodstock Cream
Walkies Water Gel
Belly Rub Years Serum
Golden Walkies Drops
✦ Do not apply to ex.✦ Made for your dog-people.✦ Not a miracle. A moisturizer.✦ Made for your dog-people.✦ Do not apply to ex.✦ Made for your dog-people.✦ Not a miracle. A moisturizer.✦ Made for your dog-people.
The Woodstock Cream

The Woodstock Cream

For your dog-people with places to be.

Moisturising Day Cream

Walkies Water Gel

Walkies Water Gel

For your dog-people with places to be.

Double Boost Hydration Gel

Belly Rub Years Serum

Belly Rub Years Serum

Small bottle. Big personality.

Peptide Anti-Aging Serum

Golden Walkies Drops

Golden Walkies Drops

Small bottle. Big personality.

Vitamin C Brightening Serum

Bundles

The Golden Hour Hydration Duo

Walkies Water Gel + The Woodstock Cream

Kit: Ultimate Hydration Duo

The Whole Belly Rub

Clean Slate + Belly Rub Years Serum + The Woodstock Cream

Kit: Timeless Radiance Gift Box

The Walkies Spot Routine

Golden Walkies Drops + The Woodstock Cream

Kit: Dark Spot Routine Duo

Launch offer: The Whole Belly Rub (founding customers). Offer terms to be set by brand owner.

About

We started Walkies Club because forty summers of cocoa butter. So we teamed up with an established private-label lab and wrote the jokes ourselves. Cleanly formulated skincare for 60–78, earned every line and wants products that respect that, openly funny about drive-in movies. Founder idea: "For people whose dog has a better skincare routine than they do."

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ad · instagram

Walkies Club: built for Boomer folks

Remember hand-written letters? Your skin does too. Meet The Woodstock Cream: For your dog-people with places to be.

ad · instagram

Belly Rub Years Serum. You get it.

For people whose whole personality is your dog. Belly Rub Years Serum: Small bottle. Big personality. Cosmetic product, no miracle claims.

ad · facebook

The Golden Hour Hydration Duo

Walkies Water Gel + The Woodstock Cream. Two formulas, one very good joke. Skincare with a reading list.

video · instagram_reels

Short: Walkies Water Gel

Grandkids call our skin 'vintage'. Anyway. Walkies Water Gel. For your dog-people with places to be.

video · youtube_shorts

Short: Belly Rub Years Serum

Forty summers of cocoa butter. Anyway. Belly Rub Years Serum. Small bottle. Big personality.

video · tiktok

Short: Golden Walkies Drops

Forty summers of cocoa butter. Anyway. Golden Walkies Drops. Small bottle. Big personality.

post · instagram

Day 1 · Reel

Meet The Woodstock Cream. For your dog-people with places to be. Skincare with a reading list.

post · instagram

Day 2 · Carousel

5 things Boomer folks never had: a group chat, a helmet, sunscreen, therapy, Walkies Club. Skincare with a reading list.

post · facebook

Day 3 · Static

Bottle copy appreciation post: "Not a miracle. A moisturizer." Skincare with a reading list.

AI-assisted / auto-generated marketing materials require human approval before use. Brand and product names are not trademark-cleared and require trademark verification. Cosmetic effectiveness claims require substantiation and regulatory review. Marketing that may reach children must comply with applicable laws (e.g. COPPA, CARU, UK CAP).