"Great Skin. Questionable History."
| Your name | Tagline | Manufacturer SKU | Key ingredients |
|---|---|---|---|
| Whatever. Moisturize. | Because dry skin is one drama we don't need. | Moisturising Day Cream | Hyaluronic acid, Bisabolol, Jojoba oil |
| Totally Soaked. | All the hydration. None of the waterbed drama. | Double Boost Hydration Gel | Hyaluronic acid, Aloe |
| Not My First Wrinkle. | I survived worse. His name was Todd. | Peptide Anti-Aging Serum | Hexapeptide-11, Hyaluronic acid, Phyto-collagen |
| Foil Reflector Amends | We loved the sun. The sun did not love us back. | Vitamin C Brightening Serum | Ascorbyl glucoside, Ferulic acid |
Ultimate Hydration Duo
Double Boost Hydration Gel + Moisturising Day Cream
Cost example $21.76
Timeless Radiance Gift Box
Cleansing Foam + Peptide Anti-Aging Serum + Moisturising Day Cream
Cost example $34.24
Dark Spot Routine Duo
Vitamin C Brightening Serum + Moisturising Day Cream
Cost example $21.76
Cost examples taken from supplied reference, dropship basis, shipping fees excluded. Not live inventory or pricing.
UNSUPERVISED. is skincare for Gen X people who love your record collection. Four cult-worthy formulas, zero lectures.
Because dry skin is one drama we don't need.
Moisturising Day Cream
All the hydration. None of the waterbed drama.
Double Boost Hydration Gel
I survived worse. His name was Todd.
Peptide Anti-Aging Serum
We loved the sun. The sun did not love us back.
Vitamin C Brightening Serum
Ultimate Hydration Duo
Totally Soaked. + Whatever. Moisturize.
Kit: Ultimate Hydration Duo
Timeless Radiance Gift Box
Clean Slate + Not My First Wrinkle. + Whatever. Moisturize.
Kit: Timeless Radiance Gift Box
Dark Spot Routine Duo
Foil Reflector Amends + Whatever. Moisturize.
Kit: Dark Spot Routine Duo
Launch offer: Timeless Radiance Gift Box (founding customers). Offer terms to be set by brand owner.
We started UNSUPERVISED. because we tanned with baby oil. So we teamed up with an established private-label lab and wrote the jokes ourselves. Cleanly formulated skincare for Gen X: the generation that raised itself, tanned with baby oil and turned out (mostly) fine.
UNSUPERVISED.: built for Gen X folks
Remember riding in the back of a pickup? Your skin does too. Meet Whatever. Moisturize.: Because dry skin is one drama we don't need.
Not My First Wrinkle.. You get it.
For people whose whole personality is your record collection. Not My First Wrinkle.: I survived worse. His name was Todd. Cosmetic product, no miracle claims.
Ultimate Hydration Duo
Totally Soaked. + Whatever. Moisturize.. Two formulas, one very good joke. Great Skin. Questionable History.
Short: Totally Soaked.
We tanned with baby oil. Anyway. Totally Soaked.. All the hydration. None of the waterbed drama.
Short: Not My First Wrinkle.
We tanned with baby oil. Anyway. Not My First Wrinkle.. I survived worse. His name was Todd.
Short: Foil Reflector Amends
Our skincare routine was a garden hose. Anyway. Foil Reflector Amends. We loved the sun. The sun did not love us back.
Day 1 · Reel
Meet Whatever. Moisturize.. Because dry skin is one drama we don't need. Great Skin. Questionable History.
Day 2 · Carousel
5 things Gen X folks never had: a group chat, a helmet, sunscreen, therapy, UNSUPERVISED.. Great Skin. Questionable History.
Day 3 · Static
Bottle copy appreciation post: "Do not apply to ex." Great Skin. Questionable History.
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